Dreams

I had a dream last night where i was in the army and a load of us were trying to take over an enemy base. everyone had guns + stuff except for me, whose job it was to wear a dinner jacket, sit outside the guard house and sing 'blue moon' in order to pacify the opposition.

Absolutely the best cookies ever

1 cup butter
3/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla essence
2 cups chocolate chips
1/4 tsp salt
2 cups plain flour

Cook for 8 - 10 mins at 175 ºC

Now I Know

No I, now. No I, now.
Aye, no I now.
Eye, no eye now.
Now, now I know now.

Circles

A circle. I am
A circle, I am.

Recursion

To find out what recursion is, proceed as follows:  If you're standing next to Douglas Hofstadter, ask him what recursion is. If you're not, find someone who's standing closer to him than you are, and ask them what recursion is.

Induction

Joke by induction: "If you thought that last joke was funny wait until you hear the next one"

I'm Not Sure What This Is

I'm not sure what this is, this.
This is not what I thought.
I thought perhaps I knew, or I'd know;
But I'm not sure what this is.

It makes me feel a little sad,
A little crazy, a little pain,
A little angry, like I need to get away,
A little lonely, like I don't.

I feel like it's Christmas,
Dark and cold.
Or like the party's here,
But I can't hear.

If I knew what this is, this,
I could fix it, if fixing's needed.
Or I could like this,
If l like.

But unfortunately,
I'm not sure what this is.