Sunday 31 January 2010

Beeees

Two bee-keepers are sat having a drink, discussing their bees. One says to the other, "So, how many hives have you got?". "Ten", he says.  "And how many bees have you got?". "Five thousand". So the first guy does some maths, and thinks to himself, "OK, 500 bees per hive - seems reasonable." He asks the second guy, "And how many bees have you got?". "A million", he says. "I see. And how many hives?". "One.". "Good Lord", he says. "A million bees in one hive?! Aren't they a bit crowded?". And the second guy replies, "Fuck 'em. They're bees."

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