Unusual vegetable thing with odd rice

Take lots of vegetables.  Make sure you include broccoli, probably some mushrooms and definitely BRUSSELS SPROUTS.  Cook them all in a wok. Throw in a load of grated creamed coconut and a sliced mango. Also an orange.

Meanwhile, fry some dry rice in garlic and whatever herbs you can lay your hands on until it's incredibly hot. Throw in some water and stand back. Let it cook for a while and then add some lime pickle and some mustard. When it's almost cooked add a whole load of frozen peas.

Season the unusual vegetable thing with barbecue sauce and you're good to go.